I am going to tell you what happened last christmas, I don’t know if it is embarassing or what but it is one of the proofs where I can say I really do not have a talent for cooking. My aunt decided to cook leche flan in egg shell for the noche buena, I have nothing to do that afternoon so she told me to help her. She seperated the egg yolks from egg whites then puts the egg yolks on a bowl then mixed it with condensada and evaporated milk. My aunt was so busy that time preparing the steamer and doing the caramel syrup, I stirred the mixtures as faster as I could with different strokes until it provided bubbles. She didn’t caught me playing with the food because when she looked at me I am already holding my phone, texting. She said that the syrup is so plain that she want to put something on it„ I suggested on her to put a orange peel on it and so she did it. After that she asked me to pour it onto the eggshell, since I can not find the dropper, I just used a spoon then manually pour it on the narrow opening in the end of the shell and for godsake, it was so messy. I wiped the mess then my aunt already streamed it and we waited a few minutes for it to be done. When she looked at it she called me and asked me to take a look on it. The egg shells are already broken and it looked so fluffy. I asked her why did it turned out like that and she answered me with a question “What did you do to the mixture earlier?” I told her that I stirred it many times, she said that it shouldn’t be stirred too much. When we tasted it after putting it on the refrigerator, it tasted like a sweet egg and the syrup is as hard as rock so it turned out to be an omellete with orange candy. I didn’t eat it on the noche buena and even my mom and other aunt didn’t dare to taste it. So before New Year came we already threw it away. And for the preperstion of the New Year’s eve I didn’t dare to help them to cook because it might turned out that way again.
Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the interenet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.
RIP To all this kids that we lost this year. That no one payed attention to, cause they weren’t pretty or famous.
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